• Old Pasta
• 1 Onion
• 1 can of canned corn
• That typical powder that comes with those asian instant noodles (like YumYum)
• No Salt, No Swine, No Spices

Mix, heat and eat. (Leave stove on after cooking, for special experience)

And here’s the Soundtrack: Swine (mp3 / 160 kbit / thankfully short)

Happy St. Martin’s Day to everybody!! [wiki]

Nope. Even if you just wanted to start to think this candy product might be cool – it is not. It’s amazing! I didn’t let it happen to taste this candy toy but I believe it just taste as good as it seems to taste aaaaand it makes you look like a vampire. “Wack-O-Wax Lips and Fangs” how it is described on the company’s homepage has a five out of five star rating simply by the fact that it teaches every little child “keep playing with your food”…as it says more or less on the mentioned homepage.

Yes, the picture is real. No fake. Just Chippy (or George as friends used to call him).

I remember as we met for the first time. I just grabed him randomly out of my bag of salt and black pepper chips…love at first sight. A one-piece-8-layer-cruncher. I couldn’t belive my eyes, but I knew: He was the gorgeous golden brown, crispy looking, spicy, high-fat masterwork of snack industry. And he was unique. Only very few people will get the chance to hold the holy grail of snacking in their hands. I realised that I was one of them now. A chosen one thanks Chippy! Next I ate it…and from this point on, I can’t remember anything.

Thank you Chippy! You were one of the best friends a man can have. I will never forget you, and I will remember you everytime I look in the mirror and see this small second double chin you made. Wherever you are right now: Crunch on! We love you…

Chippy the Potato Chip (*18.09.2009; † 07.10.2009)