Mega-Rick. electronic cholesterol music.

Nope. Even if you just wanted to start to think this candy product might be cool – it is not. It’s amazing! I didn’t let it happen to taste this candy toy but I believe it just taste as good as it seems to taste aaaaand it makes you look like a vampire. “Wack-O-Wax Lips and Fangs” how it is described on the company’s homepage has a five out of five star rating simply by the fact that it teaches every little child “keep playing with your food”…as it says more or less on the mentioned homepage.

If you ever get hold of one of those be prepared for an unique mixture of artificial flavours and it definitely lives up to its promises on the package:

• “XXL-Size”: Even more than you want
• “All American Fun Burger”: What? I think emphasis is more or less on “fun”.
• “Great Taste”: Well…

Mallow Burger: Highly recommended! or Mallow Burger: Hot!