Posts tagged ‘beard’

Playboy bunnies love me / The Beard Evidence

January 9th, 2010

As I said before: At least the german girls LOVE big beards

German Playboy Cover "featuring" Mega Rick ;-)

(click here for the german evidence video) (EDIT 18.05.2010: It’s gone…shit – well I think the beard thing wasn’t  such a good idea anyway.)

How To / Doodle Time – Beard Idol

January 7th, 2010

A beard idol aka. Comenius on the 200 czech koruna banknote / Photo taken in Prague, Czech Republic

Learn how to grow a beard
with Comenius the Beard idol

Steps to take:

  1. Don’t shave
  2. Wait
  3. Comb your beard from time to time unless you wanna look more nasty
  4. Repeat from Step 2

Take advantage of your beard (proved by myself!)

  • Impress your friends
  • Look wise
  • Come across as a person of authority
  • Hide stuff
  • Give yourself a new wrestling name like “Hairgrower” or “Grizzly Ranger”
  • Keep your lunch till dinner
  • Become a beard idol by yourself!

And trust me, the girls love it!