Most funny fork ever!!! (prop. not)

• Old Pasta
• 1 Onion
• 1 can of canned corn
• That typical powder that comes with those asian instant noodles (like YumYum)
• No Salt, No Swine, No Spices

Mix, heat and eat. (Leave stove on after cooking, for special experience)

And here’s the Soundtrack: Swine (mp3 / 160 kbit / thankfully short)

Bethmännchen by Alexander Klink via commons.wikimedia.org

Here’s a recipe for some nice German marzipan “cookies”. They’re not cookies in a traditional sense, but were always served to me as cookies, so I don’t know how to categorise them.

Ingredients

• 20g Flour
• 50g Icing sugar
• 50g dark chocolate
• 100g almonds
• 200g Marzipan paste
• 1 egg

Cookware you’ll need

• a bowl
• a metal bowl and/or a pot to melt the chocolate
• a mill
• baking sheet with parchment paper

Ok now begin…

1. Split half of the almonds in two and save them for later. Mill the other half of the almonds. Make sure you handle them without their skin, otherwise pour boiling water over them and peel the skin off first. Mix and knead the milled almonds with the marzipan paste.
2. Seperate an egg and save the yolk. Mix the rest with the marzipan paste.
3. Add flour and icing sugar to the paste and knead again.
4. After the “dough” has the right texture – it’s quite sticky – you should be able to form small balls out of it.
5. You can think about pre-heating the oven to 130 °C at this point.
6. Place the small balls on the baking sheet with parchement paper and add three of the saved almond halfs to each ball (see pic)
7. Use the yolk and add a wee bit of water. Brush the balls with this egg paint.
8. Now place them in the oven for 10-15 min. Make sure they do not bbecome to dark, that happens very, very easy!
9. Now let them cool down (they become more stable the more they cool down, so be patient!)
10. Melt the chocolate (you know how to melt chocolate: either in a bowl over hot water for better quality or be lazy and melt it directly in a pot).
11. Now dip the balls into the molten chocolate to cover their bottom in a thin layer of chocolate. Cool down again and your’re finished! …hehe: “balls”!*

My grandma baked them traditionally for christmas and I think that’s the time most people eat them. They might be too “heavy” for warm summer days. Well, I can’t agree and christmas comes for sure this year anyway! …HAHA: “BALLS”!!

Btw. the picture above lacks the chocolate bottom. I putted the picture there with the intention to show how the almonds shall be placed…add the chocolate, it’s better, trust me!…no worries, you just mentioned balls as a recipe!

* thankful comments by a friend of mine

Check it out…no, better try it out right away! It works so good for me, and I sprinkle some extra chocolate pieces in the dough – it’s so tasty, man, must be a good thing!

Happy St. Martin’s Day to everybody!! [wiki]

Nope. Even if you just wanted to start to think this candy product might be cool – it is not. It’s amazing! I didn’t let it happen to taste this candy toy but I believe it just taste as good as it seems to taste aaaaand it makes you look like a vampire. “Wack-O-Wax Lips and Fangs” how it is described on the company’s homepage has a five out of five star rating simply by the fact that it teaches every little child “keep playing with your food”…as it says more or less on the mentioned homepage.

If you ever get hold of one of those be prepared for an unique mixture of artificial flavours and it definitely lives up to its promises on the package:

• “XXL-Size”: Even more than you want
• “All American Fun Burger”: What? I think emphasis is more or less on “fun”.
• “Great Taste”: Well…

Mallow Burger: Highly recommended! or Mallow Burger: Hot!