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Learn how to grow a beard
with Comenius the Beard idol

Steps to take:

1. Don’t shave
2. Wait
3. Comb your beard from time to time unless you wanna look more nasty
4. Repeat from Step 2

Take advantage of your beard (proved by myself!)

• Impress your friends
• Look wise
• Come across as a person of authority
• Hide stuff
• Give yourself a new wrestling name like “Hairgrower” or “Grizzly Ranger”
• Keep your lunch till dinner
• Become a beard idol by yourself!

And trust me, the girls love it!

Even if half of your body is gone: Don’t fuss! Enjoy the new view on your inner parts and relax!