Learn how to grow a beard
with Comenius the Beard idol
Steps to take:
- Don’t shave
- Wait
- Comb your beard from time to time unless you wanna look more nasty
- Repeat from Step 2
Take advantage of your beard (proved by myself!)
- Impress your friends
- Look wise
- Come across as a person of authority
- Hide stuff
- Give yourself a new wrestling name like “Hairgrower” or “Grizzly Ranger”
- Keep your lunch till dinner
- Become a beard idol by yourself!
And trust me, the girls love it!


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