Mega-Rick. electronic cholesterol music.

Nope. Even if you just wanted to start to think this candy product might be cool – it is not. It’s amazing! I didn’t let it happen to taste this candy toy but I believe it just taste as good as it seems to taste aaaaand it makes you look like a vampire. “Wack-O-Wax Lips and Fangs” how it is described on the company’s homepage has a five out of five star rating simply by the fact that it teaches every little child “keep playing with your food”…as it says more or less on the mentioned homepage.

Learn a lesson from this car owner and be proud of your favourite food preparation! Beneath number plates I can think of t-shirt, coffee mugs, stickers and many other stuff…

If you ever get hold of one of those be prepared for an unique mixture of artificial flavours and it definitely lives up to its promises on the package:

• “XXL-Size”: Even more than you want
• “All American Fun Burger”: What? I think emphasis is more or less on “fun”.
• “Great Taste”: Well…

Mallow Burger: Highly recommended! or Mallow Burger: Hot!

• is remembering #

Yes, the picture is real. No fake. Just Chippy (or George as friends used to call him).

I remember as we met for the first time. I just grabed him by random out of my bag of salt and black pepper chips…love at first sight. A one-piece-8-layer-cruncher. I couldn’t belive my eyes, but I knew: He was the gorgeous golden brown, crispy looking, spicy, high-fat masterwork of snack industry. And he was unique. Only very few people will get the chance to hold the holy grail of snacking in their hands. I realised that I was one of them now. A chosen one thanks Chippy! Next I ate it…and from this point on, I can’t remember anything.

Thank you Chippy! You were one of the best friends a man can have. I will never forget you, and I will remember you everytime I look in the mirror and see this small second double chin you made. Wherever you are right now: Crunch on! We love you…

Chippy the Potato Chip (*18.09.2009; † 07.10.2009)

Waaah! Another really old classic. Once again taken from the “T.” album and one of the first songs I’ve ever made. Listen to the dusty fusty sound of “T.R.”

DOWNLOAD Tokyo Racecar [160 kbit / mp3]

Ever since I hear this song the pictures I had in my mind when I made it are poping up in my head. I think it is hard to understand for someone who never experienced those pics. Perhaps I make a remix of this song sometime to make it clearer and catchier for the listener.